I found the below list at Vue Weekly and thought it would be fun to see what options (if any) you, my readers, would use to describe yourselves. I’ve bolded mine.


How would you describe yourself?

• Metrosexual
• Bi-curious
• Straight, but I wouldn’t die if I had a homosexual encounter
• Experimental
• There are times when I feel more feminine and tend to just go with it much to the surprise of my friends and my partner. I feel comfortable in those moments, but not enough to touch or fuck a guy.
• Queer
• 98% straight. I’d most likely never do anything with another dude, but sometimes I see a guy almost pretty enough to kiss
• Horny and seek all things to heighten pleasure! Open to it, but maybe haven’t tried it…yet
• I am all about the cock, but totally appreciate women’s bodies. They are amazing, but sexually I am charged up by men.
• Mostly straight. I like kissing girls and could go further than that (provided the mood and the person were right), but couldn’t see myself in a relationship with one
• Find women cute and attractive, would go to first base
• Freaky-deaky
• Situational
• I’m a masculine gay dude.
• Straight with non-sexual girl crushes
• Easily turned on
• if I were a male, I’d be a drag queen
• I identify as queer since bisexual and lesbian don’t quite fit. I find I can only have romantic emotional connections to girls and don’t have successful relationships with guys the way I do with girls. I’m attracted to both men and women but more to the same sex a lot of the time. I’ve even come up with a precise formula to figure out my gay percentage (it’s around 90%)
• Romantic and dirty
• Gay, although I did not know this when I got married, thought the boy-stuff was just what guys did to have fun and be naughty. I did truly fall in live with the girl (am still married to her) and do enjoy straight sex. Essentially there is no such orientation as bi-sexual: you are either gay or straight yet we have all the equipment, so everyone of us can perform every conceivable sexual act with either gender. Sexual orientation is in one’s soul/one’s identity. Sexual pleasure and the capability thereof is in the mind and body
• Voyeur straight
• A versatile, adventurous bisexual that allows the mood to dictate the orientation
• 95% straight
• Long term committed heterosexual relationship, with occasional bi-sexual consensual sex with women outside the relationship
• Straight gal that thinks the female body is hot
• Straight, but sometime fantasize about women
• I have had several experiences with the dudes but most of the time with my female partner. I consider myself primarily hetero, but have no problem messing around with the homos
• Married to a man but would get with a woman if the opportunity came up
• Open minded. I am attracted to both sexes, but have only experimented with other guys
• I like women from the waist up and all the man parts
• Straight with a kinky (might suck cock if right circumstances) side, but men don’t excite me at all
• Straight in practice but bi-curious
• I’ve been experimenting since I was a child. This included making out with other girls in a field by our elementary and going to sleepovers where we would all role play and lick each others breasts. I remember the girl I preferred to hook up with always tasted like toothpaste. I must have been in grade 3 or 4. Now I am living with my boyfriend. I often fantasize about hooking up at a club with other women. I find women beautiful and could love one were I not in this relationship.
• On a scale of 1 to 10, I am about 9 straight. Homosexuality doesn’t offend me, and I am all for it, but not attracted to the same sex. Although, if my significant other agreed to a threesome with two women, and she inclined to wanting a threesome with myself and another man, I would be happy to comply
• Non-gender specific. I am someone who is attracted to what is going on upstairs-that most erotic of organs, the brain. It is about personality and intelligence rather than whether one is male or female. That said, I have the same problem with guys that many women have: all they think about is physicality of sex rather than the sensuality that comes out of the emotive power of felling empathy for another. Simply put, to give pleasure is pleasure. To know the other is the path to intimacy
• Straight but I like looking at naked women enjoying themselves
• Straight with benign bi-sexual tendencies (i.e. enjoy kissing girls, fondling other women’s breasts, etc, but no below the waist action)
• I prefer women, but I love sucking cock
• In transition, remember being turned on by men but not for a very long time and never enjoyed sex with them. Love sex with women
• More on the gay side, I think, but my longest relationships so far have been straight ones
• Mostly gay but pass as straight
• Mostly straight but can swing bi/gay if need be. Like the Greeks. So smart, so decadent, they must have had a valid reason for liking men
• I like the company of men from time to time, but normally only when I’m in a really horny mood. I love threesomes with another guy and a woman
• Bi-sexual with a slight preference for women. Groups are the most fun though. Nothing like 6-8 good friends going for it
• Like sex with women in all forms and manners, but sex with men intrigues me
• Closet interest
• Queer is best
• Straight with bi-sexual oral/masturbation curiosity
• Open
• I have brief thoughts about other guys, but the idea of another man’s penis turns me off
• Ambiguous, yet whoever strikes me as sexy.
• Monogamously versatile and flexible
• I only date men, but I enjoy sexual activities involving other women.
• Voyeur exhibitionist pornstar cuddler
• I am an intense spiritual and sexual woman. I feel that sexuality is a life energy that can be experienced in manifold ways.
• 75% straight; bi-curious. I consider myself hetero-flexible
• Just wanting it
• Omni-sexual
• Straight but fooled around with women for money
• Bi, but too terrified of women to hook up with them
• Straight guy who likes anal, giving or receiving
• A raging, flaming faggot

I’m also adding another, which starts off the same as one of the previous options did: I identify as queer since bisexual and lesbian don’t quite fit. I find I can have emotional connections to any sex, but don’t have successful sexual relationships with biological men the way I do with women and trans men. I’m mostly (there are people this does not apply to) attracted to the queer masculinity of people who are female-born – which I find is the main reason lesbian doesn’t seem fitting at times and neither does bisexual.

Your turn. Pick or add.