that no one is talking about for some reason:

1. Gay men have HIV. Be very afraid of getting it from them sleeping with your husband.

2. No one knows if they are gay until they have a gay experience. Straight people just know they are straight. (parents, get your child a homosexual experience if you think they might be gay so you can get them into an ex-gay program asap if they’re sure of their queerness afterwards – best to catch these things early on)