CONVERSATION (2000)

Me: If I became a man, would you have sex with me?

Her: What?

Me: If I woke up tomorrow and I was a man, would you have sex with me?

Her: I don’t know.

Me: Seriously. What if I woke up one morning with a dick and had no idea how long it would last. You wouldn’t have sex with me? I wouldn’t know how to get a woman to sleep with me as a man – and wouldn’t want to waste time figuring it out. I guess I could have sex with a prostitute. I don’t see why you wouldn’t have sex with me. It would still be me.

Her: I didn’t say I wouldn’t have sex with you.

Me: We should come up with a code word – in case it ever happens. I can’t just show up at your door as some guy and say I’m me.

[insert discussion about “word” (which, after all this, I don’t remember!) here]

Me: Okay?

Her: Okay. Sure. I’m going to sleep.

Minutes later…

Me: What does “sex” include?

MOVIE (2005)

With the help of a magic potion, five lesbian friends experience a penis for a single day—sunrise to sunset. The day’s goal is clear, but the means are more difficult to come by as each puts her best foot forward to meet a special someone.

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