Our Agenda
Jen (who got this from Sue who got this from Chari. heh.) forwarded this to me. It’s from commonplacebook.com. We can all make this agenda our own by personalizing it. I’ve made some changes in italics so that it better suits me.
The Gay Agenda
6:00 am Gym 10:00 am and I’m not going to the gym.
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites) 11:00 am and I’ll have the pancakes.
9:00 am Hair appointment 12:00 PM
10:00 am Shopping 1:00 PM
12:00 PM Brunch Skipping it – I’m still shopping. I’ll eat while I buy.
2:00 PM 4:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of homo breeding gulags where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest 4:02 PM
4:00 PM Cocktails 5:30 PM
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay) 6:30 PM
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)”
See… it’s do-able for everyone.
What else ya got for me? This:
*Beware the Gay Agenda
*Coming out: ‘queer’ politics
*PAKISTAN: Focus on gay rights
*Conservative Week speaker attacks liberalism, endorses ‘objective truth’
*Homosexual, Transgender & Evangelical Lifestyles
*‘Welcome to Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Singles Night.’
*Conservative Group Writing California Marriage Amendment
Hey! I’d leave a longer comment, but ya know, gotta stick to the schedule!
;)
Hey, credit where credit is due – I scored that off Chari at Soapboxblog.com – it showed up in answer to her request for the agenda via her comments section – possible proof of “ask and ye shall receive? :)
Oh, I like this agenda!
THis reminds me of that awful right wing movie that came out years ago where they cite a statistic that gay men will consume XXX pounds of fecal matter in a life time.