Virginia Delegate Bob Marshall: Unmarried Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Have Children
A Virginia bill that would have prevented health professionals from performing any procedure to impregnate unmarried women, which was believed by many to be designed to keep lesbians from having children, has been dropped.
Delegate Bob Marshall, who vowed to re-introduce this bill as an amendment to another bill in the future, was quoted comparing unmarried women who turn to medical procedures to become pregnant because they desperately want to have a child to Al Capone being desperate for money. But Bob, if they get really desperate, they might start stealing babies from married women. You know how crazy unmarried women can be – especially those lesbians.
And while we’re on the topic, if they shouldn’t be allowed to be mothers, shouldn’t Virginia offer free abortions to all unmarried pregnant women? And free birth control to all unmarried women? What about men who get unmarried women pregnant? Maybe they should be fined or arrested.
In addition to Maria’s obvious issues, wouldn’t Mr. Marshall’s bill also promote promiscuity and the possible increased spread of STDs because if it becomes law all those desperate unmarried women would be forced by their desperation to just go out and fuck a lot to get pregnant? Oh, wait – I’ve got it! This is obviously a special interest bill being secretly pushed through the legislative process by the powerful Virginia turkey baster industry.