Those Damn Gay and Disabled People are Ruining the Academy Awards
With the help of crazies and minorities, of course. (Thanks, guys! We would have never made it this far on our own.)
Ben Shapiro, author of “Porn Generation: How Social Liberalism Is Corrupting Our Future,” “Brainwashed: How Universities Indoctrinate America’s Youth,” and current Harvard Law School student, will not be watching the Academy Awards this year. But that doesn’t stop him from sharing how the nominations process works: “If you’re crazy, gay, have a disability or are a member of a minority race, you’ll likely be nominated for an Oscar; if your film tackles a “deep social issue” (normally an issue dear to the hearts of Hollywood’s liberal glitterati), you’ll have an excellent shot at grabbing a gold statuette.”
Read more: “WHY I’M SKIPPING THE OSCARS THIS YEAR”
(thanks for forwarding this, Jen!)
I am, in fact, crazy, queer, and disabled. Where’s my friggin’ award? I shouldn’t have to make any effort beyond those things, right?
Yeah, I put him up to it. You know how crazy, queer, disabled people can be sooooo manipulative and crafty.
“I am, in fact, crazy, queer, and disabled.”
So you *are* behind this. I knew it!