This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time!

From the June 5, 2005 transcript of Ken Mehlman (Chairman of the Republican Party) on NBC News’ Meet the Press:

MR. MEHLMAN: I don’t know the answer to that question. I don’t think it matters to the fundamental question here because at bottom, this president believes in non-discrimination. He believes in equal treatment. He believes in respect for all. He also believes, separate and apart from that question, that the fundamental question of marriage ought to be defined in the way it’s been defined for more than 200 years of our nation’s history, which is by the people’s representative at the state legislatures.