Alabama, which already bans same-sex couples from adopting, may soon ban any gay person from adopting a minor.

What I’d like to know is how they know who’s gay? I bet I could pass as a straight woman interested in adopting a child. I could probably even make it though an investigation if I really wanted to. Watch out. We can be sneaky. Good thing I never got that queer tattoo on my forehead. That would have definitely given me away.

And what are they going to do if someone comes out after an adoption? Bet they haven’t thought about that one.