A woman breaks up with her girlfriend (who had never said “I love you” during the six years they were together). The dumper moves on to a man. The dumpee figures she should try a man too, because, well, her ex is with one. So she (dumpee) hops into bed with the first sensitive guy she finds. Sensitive guy = kinda like a woman?

But Dumpee doesn’t really want to be with a man, so before long she’s after a woman who’s “new to bisexuality.” And guess what? New Bi Woman is the girlfriend of the man she hopped into bed with. (I forgot to tell you that Sensitive Guy is in a relationship.) Oh, the drama.

Once again, I’m train wreck curious.

Puccini for Beginners will be in theaters on February 2nd.