It just wouldn’t be Christmas in America without some bad celebrity news, now would it?

HTTabloid.com:

Former Baywatch babe Carmen Electra is planning a raunchy Christmas Day full of stripper poles and lesbians.

The actress has asked her rocker husband Dave Navarro for a stripper pole this Christmas (05), so she can work-out at home and turn him on at the same time.

“The stripper pole will go into the living room and I figure for the holidays, after eating Christmas dinner, I can do a few laps around the pole and work off the weight that I’ve gained. He’s (Navarro) very excited… He may get up there too,” she was quoted by Contactmusic, as saying.

Meanwhile, the couple are planning a Christmas Day feast, courtesy of their friendly, neighbourhood lesbians.

“We have these two lesbian friends that come over and they cook ever year… They cook really well and we love to have them over,” she added.

Really, I just love the tags for these stories.