People Will Do Anything For…
an iPod (you thought I was going to say sex, didn’t you? dirty dirty minds).
If a gay man will stick his face in a woman’s vulva for an iPod, what would he do for a car? Marry her?
Hmmm. I might be willing to part with my iPod if… Well, what are you willing to do for it?
Did you know that the Nano frequently ends up in people’s washers because it’s so small they leave it in their jeans and forget?
BTW I’m not a gay man, altho sometimes I pretend I’m a drag queen, but I would not be willing to stick my face in certain people’s vulvas for an iPod.
Sticking my face in a vulva? Oh, fine. I can probably get there. ;) But, some of those other things? Uh, no. I’ll buy my own iPod, thank you very much. Shaving one’s head … sheesh!