I just found the blog Aman Yala over at Spectrum Bloggers and had to steal this ex-lesbian quote from Sandouri Dean Bey’s post on the testimonials section of the Exodus International website.

“During my years of restoration, I also began to learn about this thing called womanhood. Goodness! Who knew there was so much to learn: plucking eyebrows, hair bleaches, hair waxings, facial mud masks, eye lash curlers, manicures, pedicures, push-up bras, tummy tuckers, rear-end boosters, last year’s colors, and next year’s fashions?”

The rear-end boosters are definitely my favorite part of the womanhood list. I’m even gonna “rear-end boosters” tag.

EDITED TO ADD: Anyone out there looking for butt boosting lingerie? Here’s a link for you if you’ve got a “slopey butt” or have “the sag” going on.