From her piece Give me a real man @ thestar.com:

I discovered that embracing metrosexuality today is akin to committing a major trend faux pas. It’s ironic, really, because the metrosexual won’t be caught dead near anything that’s not red-hot-right-now. Yes, girls, it looks like the Metrosexual Man himself is now considered SO last season!

I’m gonna have to agree. Leave the primping to the queer men who have the attitude to go with it. Being half fab just doesn’t cut it.