According to contactmusic.com, members of the Finnish metal band HIM are turning to group masturbation sessions (cause there’s nothing homoerotic about that) to keep their sexual desires at bay out of fear that one of them might sleep with a transsexual by mistake.

“Why would I want to pick up a girl from the front row and go straight at it? Especially nowadays, you can never be sure – there’s so many ‘shemales’ around.”

Thanks for forwarding this, Jen!

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