During her appearance on Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite radio show, Martha Stewart spoke about the lesbians she met in prison:

While she never had lesbian sex in prison, Stewart admitted she saw many beautiful women there — and that she’d witnessed several female inmates involved in sexual relations. Well, sort of. “So you never saw two girls getting it on in front of you?” asked Stern. “Oh yes,” replied Stewart. “Not naked girls, but I saw them in the dark. They had trysts behind the buildings and the doorways.”

According to Martha, the butch women liked her the most.

“Some girls that looked like boys were actually the ones who would come on to me,” Stewart said.

“If they asked me for lunch and they were interesting, I would have lunch with them. There were girls with mustaches, and there were girls with beards. And they shaved … I would be walking down the little road outside the prison [and I’d ask myself] ‘How’d that boy get in here?’ when it was actually a girl.”

Martha also raved about the Thumper vibrator, and told Howard she wasn’t wearing underwear. Read it all here.

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