From contactmusic.com:

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES creator MARC CHERRY has vowed to stay without a partner until the TV hit show makes him a multi-millionaire.

The homosexual writer – who has not had sex for over a year – believes he will attract better partner if he has more money in the bank.

He says, “I didn’t think about it for a year because I was so busy.

“I’m going to wait until I have a few million put aside

“I’ll get a better partner once I’m rich.”

I’m thinking of using that one during my next dry spell too. You think anyone will buy it?