Man Revealed Behind Lady Gaga
Sources tell us that all the rumors are true behind Lady Gaga being a man. Is this supernatural music force a man, woman, transvestite, or could it be a twink? Since this is highly confidential information we took our time gathering the biggest expose ever. This Billboard #1 selling artist who keeps breaking records has been hiding in eggs and ready to come out Born This Way again as its true person… Johnny Weir.
You heard it here first. Lady Gaga is Johnny Weir. She not only is posing as a woman as Gaga but as a Twink figure skater appearing in the Winter Olympics and on Logo’s network with his own show.
“I am shocked no one has noticed this before since they are both Italians and offer some of the same features while moving the same gyrations,” Nathan Cappones, HoustonGayWeb.com.
Is this true? It’s like that Johnny Ray song… Who wants to know? Is it Johnny Ray? No It’s Johnny Weir as Lady Gaga and we just found out! What will this do for Lady Gaga’s career or Johnny Weir’s figure skating? Will this make things more complicated for he/she because people will expect bigger shows such as Ice skating at the Monster Ball’s and singing while he is ice skating? We do understand it is best to keep these two careers separate but we are glad to have seen you have came out and we can see you as not only a hot female entertainer who happens to be delicious but as a gay twink that has won medals. Who else can win Olympic Medals, Grammy’s, and MTV VMA Awards.
The controversy could be bad for some but we think Johnny Stephani Weir “Gaga” will be able to handle it and we should not Hold it against her that she was #BornThisWay.
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