National Ledger:

Jarhead star Jake Gyllenhaal is vehemently denying those rumors that he used a body double in the film “Jarhead.” But when it comes to that ‘other rumor’ the one that says he’s bi-sexual, he denies it, but with a twist…

…“You know it’s flattering when there’s a rumor that says I’m bisexual,” the actor — who stars in “Brokeback Mountain,” which some are calling the gay cowboy movie — tells the December issue of Premiere.

I wish I could be so thrilled every time someone got my sexual orientation wrong.