Tim Wilkins, the ex-gay executive director of Cross Ministry, will be avoiding Brokeback Mountain “like a slug avoids an overturned saltshaker” and is disturbed by the amount of people with “unwanted homosexual attractions” who are flocking to theaters to see the movie (they don’t want to see the movie, but they just can’t control themselves).

If I had any personal ads out there right now, I’d be adding another line to them: If you have any interest in cuddle parties, do not contact me. Really, I’ll cuddle with my lovers. And when I don’t have a lover, I just won’t cuddle. (Heel click: Lusty Lady)

The New York Post reported that Catherine Zeta-Jones will play 1960s transgender cabaret artist April Ashley in an upcoming film. Brad Pitt still waiting for his big GLBT break.

Dannii Minogue (Kylie Minogue’s little sister) “is hurt” (awwww) by pictures published by The News of the World which show her kissing and thrusting her face into the chest of a stripper.

Q-Me Con (Queer Media and Entertainment Conference) 2006 will take place Friday, April 14th thru Sunday, April 16th at the Tribeca Cinemas (located at 54 Varick Street) in New York City. (Heel click: The Flink)

Roseanne on Kabbalah homophobia: Eh, so what? (Heel click: Cult News from Rick Ross)