I can’t believe I’m just running into this now.

The Straight Girl's Guide to Sleeping with Chicks
From Amazon:

“You can’t swing a dead cat at a bridal shower without hitting a straight chick who’s slept with another woman, who’s thought about it, or who’s ready to make the move as soon as someone breaks out the booze.”

Such are the incisive pearls of wisdom to be heard from straight chick and girl-on-girl dabbler Jen Sincero, author of The Straight Girl’s Guide to Sleeping with Chicks. A deliciously sexy how-to guide, it gives curious straight women the complete inside scoop on girl-on-girl action — from pickup lines and virgin jitters to threesomes, techniques, and toys. Drawing on personal experience and hundreds of interviews with straight girls who’ve slept with lesbians, straight girls who’ve slept with straight girls, lesbians who’ve slept with straight girls, and straight girls who’ve done both or neither, Sincero covers the A to Z of the experience including:

· Obtaining a visitor’s pass to the girls-only club

· The super-huge importance of sticking your hand down your pants

· The straight girl’s starter kit — from nail clippers to cocktails to get her in the mood

· “Gettin’ Some 101” — positions, techniques, and instructional photos

· “And Boy Makes Three!” — how to have a threesome that’s fun for all

· Suggestions for further viewing and reading and much, much more

Packed with expertly toned advice that is at once laugh-out-loud hilarious and fundamentally practical, The Straight Girl’s Guide to Sleeping with Chicks is ideal for any woman looking to spice things up with a boyfriend, break the ice with a best friend, or simply add a few just-in-case items to her sexual menu.

I do have to wonder, though, how straight women have required the privilege of keeping their identity no matter what their behavior entails. When a lesbian sleeps with a man, she’s no longer a lesbian to most people (unless you’ve got the look – then you’re forgiven for anything). What I can’t figure out is who’s in charge of that one. Is it straight men (specifically, those who just can’t believe anyone wouldn’t want their dick) or lesbians? No, I’m not willing to entertain the thought it may be the fault of any other groups.