One night, while getting a lap dance, a stripper goes “slap me” and takes my hand and does it for me when I refuse – as if it’s not up to me and someone isn’t paying (you didn’t think I would pay for a lap dance, did you?) for my lap dance to make me happy (okay, it was probably more to make her, my date, not the stripper, happy). This leads to me repeating that “no, I actually don’t want to slap you” for an obscene amount of time (30 seconds is a long time when it’s spent arguing about slapping in the middle of a lap dance!) and the memory still annoys me.

But, this post wasn’t meant to be about my story of the annoying stripper (althought it kinda is now). It was meant to be about Anna Nicole Smith reportedly picking up chicks at charity bingo. I swear – there’s a connection. Click the link.

BTW, Anna Nicole Smith is on her way to the Supreme Court. No, I’m not kidding.

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