Focus on the Family has come up with the perfect plan to get the attention of gays: balls. They will be handing out 5,000 stress balls, directing gays to TroubledWith.com (a site which promotes reparative therapy), at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

“Too many people are living their lives in quiet desperation, hurting and struggling through troubling situations because they just aren’t sure where to turn for help,” said Steve Watters, director of marriage and family formation for Focus on the Family.

“Our objective with this campaign is to reach as many of those people as possible and offer them the help they desperately need,” Waters said in a press release.