Dave Allen Appointed to Safeguard Straight Rights
A KANGAROO-HUNTING, beer-drinking 22-year-old student has been appointed Australian academia’s first “heterosexuality officer”.
Dave Allen, a the third-year law student, has been given a vague mission to safeguard straight rights.
Many universities in Australia have gay and lesbian student groups, which receive a portion of their funding from mandatory student union fees paid by every student.
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I wonder if there will be more t-shirts.
I am glad that they highlighted his masculinity by pointing out from the get go that he drinks beer and hunts kangaroos. Thank God. It’s clear he’s no pansy; he’s man enough for the job!