Renee Thomas and Angela Keathley, two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders, were arrested and taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday after having sex with each other in a restroom stall at a bar, angering those waiting in line. If they would have just had sex on a pool table like any other self-respecting lesbian cheerleaders would have, those people in line wouldn’t have had to pretend they were angry because of the waiting when they really just wanted to watch. So girls, next time remember the little things that can make everyone happy.

Charges and stuff:

Thomas was charged with battery for allegedly striking a bar patron when she was leaving the restroom, then landed in even more trouble after police said she gave officers a driver’s license belonging to another Panthers cheerleader who was not in Tampa.

Thomas, who made the trip to Florida for Sunday’s game between the Panthers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was released from jail on $500 bail before police learned she was not the person she claimed to be.

Detectives were trying to determine how Thomas got the driver’s license of a third cheerleader.

Providing police with a false name is a misdemeanor. However, Thomas was charged Monday with giving a false name and causing harm to another — a third-degree felony punishable by probation or a jail term of one to five years, said police spokeswoman Laura McElroy.

Keathley, charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, was released on $750 bail about an hour before the Panthers played the Bucs at Raymond James Stadium.