Don’t you need it in the bathroom with you, too?

If you need this item, you have a problem. Seek help.

(Via FutureLawyer.com)

Previously:

“Enough with the iPods Already!”


“More iPod Madness”

You can find Maria on MySpace here and read her current call for essays on femme identity here. Pick up Queer Shorts, her new anthology, at MergePress.com.