I headed to the Internet home of the Feeldoe after reading a forward about the “‘strapless’ strap-on toy.”

This is funny:

Though Mia created Feeldoe® for lesbians and for friends who are female to male transgendered, many heterosexual couples are enjoying this new toy, too! Even men with a little problem can use a Feeldoe®.

I’m curious. I don’t know if I agree that the “bulbous ‘pony’ end” can really be compared to a tampon.

Will it really stay on without straps?

Ma’am, there really isn’t a polite way to ask this: Have you ever had a tampon just fall out? Women are naturally retentive. Hold the saddle with your thighs for more support while your muscle groups get used to it, and enjoy some practice before trying the more athletic positions.

That bulbous ‘pony’ end looks a bit larger and heavier than a tampon to me! I definitely had the that’s gonna fall out of me reaction when I first saw it. [insert Larry David doing the “big vagina” hand signal here]

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