Too many morons believe this theory and sales are gonna plummet. Having a lesbian daughter would be so much worse than pregnancy complications, premature birth, spontaneous abortion and stillbirth.

AMSTERDAM — Women who smoke during pregnancy have a higher chance of having a lesbian daughter, neurobiologist and brain researcher Dick Swaab has claimed.

Swaab wrote about his theory this week in a University of Amsterdam magazine for graduates, newspaper ‘De Telegraaf’ reported.

In a study on the hypothalamus, Swaab said a person’s sexual preference is decided in this region of the brain. It also influences a person’s predisposition to aggression, depression and symptoms associated with schizophrenia.

The development of an unborn child can be influenced by external substances such as nicotine and amphetamines and the chemicals in diet pills.

My mother has never smoked. But I’m not a real lesbian.

What else ya got for me? This:

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