Whole Foods Now Selling Organic Air
Maybe the organic air is from their new Antartacia store opening but they are now selling bottles for only $6.99. I just got my friend worked up over this before he figured out it was an April Fools Joke. I told someone earlier that I was on my way to buy this new organic air from Whole foods. He said it was not practical and asked me if I would be wearing a mask attached to a tank saying there was no way to fill a room with air bought from a store. Very true and the fact that a few squirts of clean air in the nose would do nothing compared to what we breathe the rest of the day.
OK, but what about the new store opening in a place where it would be almost impossible to live (with the cute penguins pictured). Or the spiders they are giving away at the Tulsa store with each banana purchase. Hey this was a good one since there was a spider finding the Tulsa Whole foods that looked like an exotic deadly spider.
This all came to me in an email earlier today and for some reason I actually read the deals in the email when I normally do not. They caught me on a good day. April 1st.. the most creative april fools joke i have seen yet today. Whole foods is my favorite place to shop–One of the first things I look for if I move is to have a Whole Foods near me!
The funny part about this is that in a mall in San Diego there’s actually an “Oxygen Bar” where they hook you up to oxygen for a few minutes and tout the health benefits.