I Don’t Have Sex Editor December 9, 2005 I Don’t Have Sex2005-12-09T12:05:44+00:00 4 Comments Doctor: Is there any chance you might be pregnant? Me: No. Doctor: What form of birth control are you using? Me: None Doctor: Oh, Okay, so you’re not sexually active. Share this:TwitterFacebookPinterestTelegramWhatsApp Related
This reminded me of something…
In court:
Lawyer: Are you sexually active?
Witness: No, I just lie there.
Damn! Jen stole my line! I’m the stand-up comic; joke/line stealing is supposed to be MY bailiwick.
Note to self:
Psychiatrist [me]; Are you sexually active
Patient: No
Psychiatrist [me]: Well, get out there and FUCK. Sheesh.
Patient: Okay, but are you still going to bill me for a full hour?